The most badass sword EVER!
Excalibur is struck by lightning and proceeds to turn into Barack Obama
A person with a sword for a head turns into a black guy with a pink tie.
The pope lying in a smelly puddle
A dead bird caught amidst the ruin of Trash Island, a mass of rubbish twice the size of Texas.
yo nigga duck wanna hang ou- OH SHIT YOU PASSED OUT BRO
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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