"It's hard to make friends when you have buttocks for a face..."

Lonely bum with a face and "bum" tattoo'd on his bum. He's also saying that it is so lonely to be a bum. The bum way of life is lonely

Freezing Gentleman sitting outside tatto parlour eating and smoking

Morphling plays a game of LoL and encounters an enemy Anivia

Pokémon mirror match

a pokeball next to a lit match

The key to catching all the pokemon is a nose

a purple gumdrop and eyes covered in blood next to the word nose pokenon

Blue bird pulls eyes out of some purple thing and it bleeds to death