Our neighbour pretends to be tending to his garden but it's just so he can peek in our windows, he's not fooling anybody

A female vampire with antlers and a blue bra.

That sounds like that scheming spider lady.

A spider laughs at a an ear that is producing musical notes

A spider finds Freddie Mercury's singing laughable. BASTARD

Spider Queen whom name is Ha!

Spider Queen, Spider Queen, does what ever a Spider Queen does.

Spider with afro BITCH

a spider demands money from a Mr. White

A spider offers money to a completely white man with no features.

Don't mind me. i'm just a walking shark

A shark taking in the marvels of nature on a wonderful day.

A shark is eating a whole watermelon whilst looking directly at the sun, a green fish stands still

A greate white shark struggles to chew a watermelon while a stoned cactus watches

Jamaican cactus chills whilst a shark eats a watermelon and someone's been on acid recently