a big metal fan
Man is enamoured with a small piece of shiny sheet metal. (It is unknown as to whether or not the sheet metal returns the sentiment)
A man pees his shorts when he finds the love of his life- a rather large pot- and screams, "mmmmmm!!!"
A man peeing on a flower to help it grow
water the flower with your urine. its the only obvious solution.
a flower getting watered
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!