ron weasley vs a fucking bear with a huge car
Don't text & drive. Also, do not let pets drive. Pets, especially ones without opposable thumbs are bad drivers.
satan dies while crashing a stolen mail truck
The mail bus's going so fckin fast that a STOP sign cuts the head of the demon driver while he was trying to take his trident from the floor
a guy riding an ambulance
something really disgusting the previous guy had to write NO
Shiiii-rry pie.
Afro cherry pie.
A human pie.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!