An owl playing baseball
Shitty baseball player.
baseball
Man bleeding from his eyes holding a club
A man has gouged out his easy whilst holding a club(the one used in poker)
stickman eats his own hand
confused guy having trouble
A man with one eye smaller than the other is confused.
Rorschach takes an LSD trip, where he witnesses a baby riding an Oscar Mayer canoe, whilst the baby sips on an explosive cannonball.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!