A cactus is very disappointed that his stanky human didn't place first in the pet show.

dude dying in a puddle of his pee while on fire

man that is lying on a pool of piss gets a rain of blood on him

Man stuck in puddle of piss can't reach his umbrella to block out the blood rain.

a man crawling on the floor in a puddle of urine trying to reach his umbrella while its raining blood

Man falls over into a puddle of piss and drops his umbrella, all the while it's raining blood. This upsets the man quite a bit.

BREAKING NEWS: Unfortunate man slipping in piss puddle receives God's wrath in the form of blood rain

Man lays on the ground as the sky rains blood

Gods had enough of your shit.