the moon is made of rice and it exploded ending world hunger

aliens drop baking soda from sky

Alien is dropping cocaine from his space ship

Green alien with a huge head on his way to earth to kidnap as many noses as he can. His secret weapon we'll be salt. lots of salt.

Alien has plenty of salt as a secret weapon, so he's threatening to take it to the earth, which he hopes we'll snort to death up our noses

Maybe snorting this was a bad idea, says the bugman scientist

Ehhh.... time travel?

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