Gay slenderman.

Slenderman in a casual sweater wants a high-five.

An old man who's lack of haircuts and shaving has caused his hair to grow wild and completely cover his face.

hair tells its owner "its ironic"

Hipster with an ironic green Mohawk.

a cool guy with a big green mohawk

punk rocker with mucus on his face

Sad looking guy with green slime on his face, a yellow nose and saliva, and a odd seashell-shaped purple and pink article on his head.

ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL