He grabs the rope last minute, avoiding his brutal death by spikes.

Man falls into chamber where the floor is lined with spikes. The only thing saving his life is the convenient rope dangling down

As the man proudly rappels to the bottom of the spike pit, he looks up and wonders what the rope is hanging from

The spike monster at the bottom of the pit catches the man whose rope was detached.

"Congratulations!" said the giant kiwi bird thing. "You're stuck down here with me forever!"

"Man, that spider sure looks delicious," thought the bird. "Maybe I'll take a bite. What could go wrong?"

A duck tries to consume a giant bug

Jeff the Bird and Mandy the Spider then decide to go to the mall. After all, what else is there to do on a Saturday morning?

Which should you store for the winter first? A bluebird named Jeff or a spider named Mandy? Decisions, decisions.