A french guy talking russian

Do the carpets match the drapes wonders the frenchman

a french man pondering if the carpet matches the drapes

Man with a pencil-thin mustache hissing at a window.

A man with a thin mustache hissing at a confused window.

I hiss at the wall that does not appreciate my moustache.

Mr. Snake doesn't like to read

The talking snake reads the bible for the first time and is not amused at how he is portrayed.

dat bitch eve be lyin up in hur, they need to get dem fax straight up in da bible