Comparing apples to oranges
Apple looks at dat orange ass.
Apple admiring an orange ass
Apple appreciates dat ass
tomato likes dat ass
Dat ass!
Guy with shades says, "DAT ASS." He should look at himself in the mirror and say, "Dat NOSE is GONE!"
Man checking himself out in his mirror. He likes his ass but not his nose. Funny because he's facing the mirror and thus can not see his ass
One of those crazy honey i shrunk the kids movies
Man tells his wife he has shrunk his children, accidentally crushes one of them.
dad steppes on his kid's toy and apologises to his wife
man with bloody foot says sorry
Someone left a sharp lego block on the floor. The block is sorry for the unlucky passerby who happens to step on it :S
A man has dropped his ice cream cone causing him to question existence
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!