Dave Strider and John Egbert
Homestuck? What Could possibly go wrong?
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Thou--IGNORE PAINWHEEL.
It says "i don't care" and has three potential lollipops of various hues.
Forever Alone's sister just doesn't give a fuck! that bitch stole all my lollipops >:(
man who enjoys partaking in semen
A young man takes what is known as a "money shot," he clearly does not enjoy it, contrary to the statement of the tattoo on his forehead.
That's ruuuude >:0
someone slapping someone
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!