An over-sized key.
I present you with the golden key to my anus
Googly eyed man holds the key to the city.
A confused man holding a giant key.
oh! you found the key to my chastity device
Old man offers link the key to hi secret fuckroom.
Link gets a key from a pedophile
Zelda is lured into a child molestor's van, by a key on a string.
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUUUSSSS
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!