A blonde man with a healthy tan and extremely tiny eyes

muscle

this is a penis

looks like some fruit

Rainbow "F. R. U. I. T."

Fuck running! understand it's trivial! perhaps an apple

The green apple suddenly sees how futile his attempts to entertain himself in life are, as his greatest love, running, now seems frivolous.

apple can't have sex with butterfly loli because of oppressive society

is the velocity of a fully laden swallow