Flying Spaghetti Monster eats a doorknob while a turtle thinks about the meaning of life.

Ginger/tomato hybrid and her pet turtle

a turtle looks at an incoming asteroid

a turtle about to be smashed in the head by a black rock

turtle eating mini-meteor. or maybe giant turtle eating normal-sized meteor

a fire breathing turtle

a turtle protects its territory

Ninja Turtles aren't heroes

A narcissitic Leonardo.