frankenpenis
an electrical power surging
Well someones fucked.
Cheap killer for hire. Now will kill 2 people for only $2.50! Act Now!
A person who wants to kill for money
Levitate some money and nobody dies!
Someone posits that levitation magic has never killed anyone but this ant protests; his aunt just died
"No one died of levitation EVER!" an angry wizard explains to the protesting crabs.
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!