Stab my back.
Thief stealing someone's skin.
MY SKIN NOW!
A tanned human hide begs to be moisturized.
Pouring KY jelly onto an arse. It won't work very well that way
A lubed mule.
a dumb cowboy
Hillbycowboy is a 0 in Math
Yeah... This is going to be a GREAT day at school...
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!