You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate.
Man in a hat holds up a wad of cash for something that is evidently #1.
fOR SALE ONLY
A fancy ass "for sale" sign.
A wiener and a fine ass that's for sale.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!