His name is Earl

Earl Sweatshirt

Little kid has gotten his candy all over his clothing, and realizes he's going to be in trouble with his mom.

blonde guy is unhappy - he stained his clothes with chocolate(?)

orange person with yellow hair reaches inside their inner jacket pocket and finds something distressing

theres an orange person with blonde hair and a life jacket on they are Pointing to the left and they are yelling "OH FUGG"!

Oh Fugg!

HOLY SHIT! WHAT IS THIS!? FORGED IN GOD'S VERY FLAME! DO MINE EYES; TELL ME LIES!? A NEW ELDER SCROLLS GAME!

The meaning of life is unearthed