"So I told the bartender: that's no piano, that's my wife!"
My life
Draw something pathetic. A red-head being beaten by his father, maybe? Or a sad nerd trying to return a ps3 (we know why). Just draw.
>my face
A massive chomper is sneaking up on an unsuspecting man who is apparently depressed.
Chain Chomp attacking an innocent human being.
A man made out of hotdogs spews rainbows from his eyes
Hot dogs have harnessed the power of gayness (or rainbows) to overthrow the humans
A hot dog giving birth to another hot dog. Also it has to wear its bun with straps, like backpack.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!