Despite losing his arms, legs, torso, and gaining 100 lbs. of neck fat - Sonic cheerily greets Walmart shoppers.

An overweight blue hedgehog greets unlucky patrons to Walmart

Zelda as a Wallmart greeter.

Ninja running away from childhood Gay Lover

white ninja about to give deadly blow with rainbow bag to black ninja.

vomit man contains evildoer in vomit blast

man yelling at a thief who's running away from a giant taco

Taco Super Hero stopping a bank robbery.

Taco Man stops a robber

A ripped taco superman laughs as a puny robber tries to escape with the money.

Crime boss celebrates successful heist as money is delivered by ninja.

This tower of watermelons is going to run over my impossibly gigantic coat.

a can of campbell's bean and bacon soup

its a coup d'etat

Santa's elves, fed up with his colonial oppression, kill Santa and start a communist revolution.

SATAN GOTTA GO FAST TO PONYVILLE

Somebody half-assedly ponders physics via scribbles in multiple colours.

A bald, smug person (with only a torso, arms, neck, and head) is doing physics homework with colored pencils.

deformed looking guys are the best at physks n shit

Stephen Hawking