Please draw me a manatee. Everyone loves manatees, but no one loves me. If i were a manatee people would love me. but i'm not, so they don't

strip club feaavar

man with flesh wound dreaming of concert

a man whose excitement about his dream of playing in a rock band causes his knee to bleed profusely

Masturbating to rocklegends

blblbfook

a guy saying 'blblbfook' while he is drowning in a sea of his own spit.

IT GOES POMF!

"Why you giving the mattress away?" they'd ask. "An old man broke into our house to die on this bed while we were on vacation," I'd say.