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kill him self
A guy being hanged for his violent crimes
A suicidal excecuted man who commited suicide after his death! FAIL!
a merboy
A merman!
A shark-merman with no hands, BUT he's still really happy, probably because of his 6-pack
A shockingly homosexual mermaid complete with a shady haircut and a tennis racket for a stomach.
part man, part woman, part tennis racket, part pepper
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!