John is an asshole who makes the apartment as dirty as I do, he claims however he is clean.... Bullshit!

someone wants to buy a flat

This is not the flat you are looking for (it's Scrooge McDuck's money bin)

Mcdonalds

McDonalds. Home of Memphitus, the Leader of Satan! A fat caped man with greasy hair arrives at Memphitus' doorstep ready to do battle.

fukc oyu

badly painted middle finger nail

camel toe, fu

Nicholas cage wearing a Mary poppins outfit