A cloud
The protagonist of the first Final Fantasy
final fantasy 1
Final Fantasy Christal Chronicles
A boy named Chris is the hero of the realm. An enthusiastic topless wizard pops in shouting "WIZZAD!". Apparently it's also "THE LAST".
Wazzza thelasl
A Horny Eagle Tripping on Acid
A guy takes a shit ton of drugs
a needle
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!