A horse walks into a bar. When it goes up to the counter for a drink, it's asked by the bar attendant, 'Why the long face?'.
and to think some people actually want to have sexual relations with that? crazy world we live in huh?
Somewhere on this earth right now, a duck quacks. He is watching you. Slowly, carefully, intimately planning his attack.
if you blink this duck will kill you
A duck.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!