Hella Jeff being awesome.

Man fails to recognize Tiresias's prophecy that he will one day fall down some stairs and in doing so, bring about the end of his kingdom

Applejack stating 'Nah' in Rarity's boutique.

a guy eating a dog nipple on top of the eiffle tower

a man realizes his elephant costume is incredibly sweaty, because he has been wearing it for a week now, trying his best to provide

Chocolate chip cookie!

jimmy eat world