wot fak

a toilet?

Oddly shapped toilet

A man has to urinate, but a menacing blue bear blocks his path.

Black man watching bear who refuses to poop

gopher shit

Man, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll stain the carpet?

A man yells at another (half) man, because he bleeds on the carpet, which now will be ruined. Damn you, half man!