Be a street sweeper. Bitches love street sweepers.

if i become a street sweeper ill get all the ladies

LOOK MAH NO HANDS

man screaming in absolute pain while his hands are dislocated

one sexy scene

you gotta be fucking kidding me

Epic Gordon Freeman

Chuck Norris does not wear glasses.

walker texas ranger wears no glasses

This pilgrim don't need no glasses, pilgrim.

Bearded pilgrim will NOT take part in thanksgiving dinner. Throws red glasses on the ground.

Abraham Lincoln attacks the innocent with yo-yos

Abraham Lincoln has a yo-yo accident

deformed cat gets hit purple ball

Bubbles the bear just got eliminated in his dodgeball match. IN THE FACE!

a horrible horrible drawing. The worst anyone's ever seen.

USSR man shooting up some bitches because he's a cunt