dirk and jake kawaii yaoi

Jake English does not have homosexual feelings for Dirk Strider. (le sob)

I have no idea what this is, a man with a giant bowtie-looking moustache?

Man with a bow-tie moustache.

frckle face with red bowtie under the noise

Tuxedo Boombox kills another date.

a nerdy girl says no

Buck toothed female with glasses says no

A nerd who is blond.

A blonde math nerd with a Pi symbol shirt on does math on a calculator. She seems impressed.

Chick does math dramatically in the wind

HILL. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A green slime is over 9000 m high.

The Octopus Has No Friends.

Sad octopus

A sad little octopus cries a tear from its puppydog eyes.

crying octopus

A purple octopus with too many tentacles crying with closed eyes and a frown.

jennifer helper raping shepard

Hamburger Hepler's body with "Shepard" next over it.