a tiny monkey climbs a tree made of hope and dreams to reach the banana of destiny

shit trees

Planting your seed.

a real gangster with his gold chain an black fluffy hair

Oh Yeah! It's Mister Motherfucking "T"... but wait... With long hair? Are you fucking kidding me?

billy cundif?

Mario without an "M" on his hat and without a mustache

Old man Mario wearing a monocle.

Professor monocle smiles blankly at you while secretly plotting the downfall of all that is good in the world.

a doctor with one eye who knows what you did last summer

Insane doctor with eyepatch threatens you with a syringe, claiming he knows what you did last summer.

creepy pirate medic knows what i did last summer