Why are there slices of cucumber all over the floor?
Slices of cucumber are seriously confused at how their mother cucumber is making a getaway on a hoverboard
mother pod has decided to leave her peas with no remorse.
The cucumber doesn't care, and is leaving his comrades behind.
Pickle escapes from jar
Old man having a seizure.
yes, yes it is....(oh...I was agreeing that epilepsy IS hard to draw)
a tornado with legs
a tornado wearing some classy heels
A cloud of smoke dressed in this season's latest fashions
I rock wearing a T-shirt with circles on it
Man, I don't even know.
Man, I don't even know.
its a zombie
stick figure saying haha while holding a dildo pointed at a zombie head
A blue-eyed man laughs as he shoots lasers at another guy, causing him to vomit blood and die.
a rapist face lazerin a guys ass to death
A down-syndromed pseudo-pedophile acting in a hyperbolic anti-sexual-assault television ad.
The dance of the pink octopus featuring a kid with a yellow balloon.
An octopus with red eyes being handed a balloon by an orange.
An octopus with a balloon and a sentient orange wishing he could cross the highway.
An orange stares across the road lovingly at an octopus with a balloon.
Sure, Mr Orange loved the purple octopus and his red balloon... but they were from the south and he was from the north. It would never work.
a surprised lion looks at something interesting onthe floor
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!