Humanoid gecko

green and purple

A pill, colored green and purple, which is meant to be inserted into the rectum, where it will dissolve into the body.

Uhhh... No thanks...

man turns down invitation to secret brony club

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Guy on acid trip rips his head off and flies through an imaginary vortex filled with disco balls and bombs.

A giant lollipop flies through the air and decapitates a Chinese man

Chinese man being decapitated by a lollipop with candles on it.

A very tall tree with a head is slain by a Jawbreaker on a stick

Tree is appalled at the tragic death of Dean Winchester. Again.

a guy who has been attacked by zombies for the second time...

the zombies are attacking again!

A reporter being a nonchelant cunt about important news matters

Tonight on CNN, CNN breaks down the laws and physics of women logics that disregard modern day logic between us smart humans, :MEN

Black pile of poo makes barely coherent sexist remark on CNN

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