Cat wants to be milked. Her owner is not amused.

The cat wants to be milked. But it's not, it's fucked off.

very seductive garfield makes me uncomfortable

Felix the cat solicits sexual favors from a gym bunny.

the mouse has a wardrobe malfunction

Spirit or alien, appearing as a black blob with a large green eye, watches a rat, as it scurries to the dead body of a McDonald's employee.

mcdonalds worker killed by mouse instructed by aliens

Mickey jewse killed a woman and an ayylien is watching him