spy about to kiss sniper, shoot him in the face

that fire was too friendly

a giggling medic heals sniper with the crusader's crossbow, nailing his crotch. this is what happens when fire gets too friendly

RED Medic's thrown a needle into the crotch of one of his team mates. Now that wasn't a nice thing to do, Medic.

Scout is worried about his coat size and goes to the medic for help.Medic perscribes a large dose of syringes applied directly to the grion

Scout is shrinking and the only cure is a painful needle.

medic wnats to cure scout of his tininess, but the needle is Intidating

Scout has elephant feet and is wearing a skirt Medic straps him to a table because sissies are not tolerated on the team Medic has a needle.

The start of every MedicxScout fanfiction.