The nearest electronic device
a toaster oven
All Toasters toast toast! ... In an oven, of course
The toasted toast has been toasted. He finds this development displeasing.
the toast is a drug addict
Unhappy toast.
Sad slice of toast
Crying toast with green eyes and lipstick.
a marmite sandwich crying because she's gone mouldy
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!