"you are going to regret this"
Giant dead body on the side of the road.
a dead guy in a pool of blood on the side of the road.
The pilsbury dough boy lies in a pool of jelly-like blood (or is it blood-like jelly) on the side of the road.
someone gets hit by a car and dies, their soul carried off by an angel. they will never bake again.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!