A mountain with a hat on it, while a silhouette of a flying batman passes next to it.

A stalagmite with a baseball cap hangs out with the batman logo.

"Eat me! I'm a sausage with a blue cap!"....or it's a colorless batman sign and a black guy with blue cap and no arms/legs. you decide!

A Scrumptious sausage laying down waiting to be eaten by a gigantic blue hat

A sausage. A cheesy one.

Nope..

Computer junkie

Somebody trying to have sex with an abnormally long leech.