A man tries to look buff by hanging hot water bottles from his shoulders
water is my friend
The glass of water is lying. It is not your friend. It never was your friend. It slept with your wife because it is not your friend.
your wife wets the bed while im sitting there beating off with monkeys chasing us. the bed has legs
Pedobear and an orange dude with a sword are gonna kill a blonde chick who's wet the bed.
...another sunny day...
what the British flag will look like when Scotland becomes independent
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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