Captin Stabbin

hillshire farm go meat

Stick man is not in the mood. Also dancing lemurs on fire and crocodiles with jet engines for tails.

stickman watching a super sayan fighting TROGDOR

A well drawn Trogdor battling someone from Dragonball Z while a surprised stickman watches

goku vs. trogdor

My footsteps shook the ground as I approached the rare Fire Mushroom.

Magical exploding beans.

Mexican jumping beans

Mexican Jumping Bean

A happy flower

Pedoperv flower grinning widely

a huge no with an angry face below it

jesus christ

jesus didn't know what to do with his arms so he sort of wiggled them

Jesus christ is happy because he finally had his second coming

jesus is happy that he came back to save us all

DUN WORY JESUS GUN SAVE U ALL

A cross being used as an uzi

A cross shaped gun

The shittiest crossbow in the whole wide world.

that plan to spend the day at the crossbow range to avoid your execution really BACKFIRED, eh?

Shooting an apple off a squiggly line? Unconventional but I can do it!

an apple crying a river

applecry

Sad apple just watched his first homestuck OTP die

A teenaged demon girl with bucked teeth shows how she shrank her vest to a ridiculously small size.

apple sale

A bunch of strawberries with faces in a box.

Anne Frank

Ozzy Osbourne after getting back from cancoon has to dodge the concealed miniature missile being fired at him by a member of the aerian race

The Nazis have sent a rocket to destroy Weird Al Yankovic or maybe John Lennon, I'm not sure which.

Jerk Rockets bombing John Lennon

ginger guy leaps into the arms of a chinese man while a silly blimp flies by