man with small dick competes with man who's literally a dick. What bad luck!

Weird penis monster, someone else saying "one inch plz"

Tomcat penis

ブラック ダイナマイト （●＾o＾●）

Blonde lady having trouble reading her manga

Women with a skin of banana as her hair

nurse with poop on her hair rides on her magic (majiq) carpet (karhpight)

ambulance has a magical carpet

The pope-mobile being carried on a magic carpet through a crowded street overnight

Pope flies through Baghdad on a magic carpet while the people rejoice

Awesome guy riding a flying carpet over a crowd of cheers!

"Carpet", 20 years after retirement from Disney, struggles to make ends meet though a series of low-budget Oakley commercials.