draw me like one of your french girls

Paint me like one of your french girls

France

the eiffel tower clearly in battle surrenders

ripply weiner

A guy is confused as to why his neck is a literal piece of shit.

keine ahnung was für ein scheiß das ist von lolipopfuckfuck21

a red and purple lollipop that says fuck on it

fuck pop

man hates pop-cola

Guy hates pop cola

God makes it rain Coca-Cola into a guy's Coca-Cola brand can. He enjoys Coca-Cola brand cola.

Jersey Man mistakenly thanks God for the availability of chocolate flavored condoms at his local 7-11. God responds with thunderous applause

A stealer.

A robber has stolen a mans strawburry icecream while he chases him