Wannabe Kira wants to kill living chair.

its a chair wif a arow

I used to write good descriptions but then I took an arrow to the knee.

i use to be an applefag but then i took an arrow in my knee

Things were once strawberries but are now knees.

a joke that was never funny

Aha! You have fallen for my homo-sympathetic ruse and in doing so revealed your own despicable sodomy. Your life is now in my hands.

A dapper looking man has tricked someone into falling into some sort of gay trap because his ass looks good in jeans

Jackson Pollack with an admiring onlooker

Jesus uses Jedi mind trick to force a impressionable art major into liking his painting. He says "wow, so deep"

Jesus commanding Jerry Seinfeld to take a liking to a painting.

Jesus telling Jerry to like a painting