UPDATED MY JOURNAL

A mass of shapes read a journal

Engineer expresses disdain.

MOVE THAT GEAR UP

Back that gear up, Female Warrior!

DAT ASSVENTURE TIME

Conjoined twin pirates assualt thin air.

FUCK YOU

angry blue and yellow windmill looking objects o-o

pissed of windmill

A man being raped to death. Copious blood is involved.

they fucked too hard

hiding a snake in a backdoor full of jelly

snake out of the portal

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to over-snake my satisfaction. Seriously: A snake going through portals

portal snake

through the worm hole

nervous Carrot (which is also a worm) scared of creepy boney hands

A happy carrot going fast

Carrot is thrown from a moving vehicle and is stoked as hell about it.

a ghastly, giant looking carotte runs away from a miniature monster truck

A car appears to be chasing a carrot.

a diagram explaining the process of coitus between a sportscar and a vegetable

penis car

Oscar Meyer penis mobile

le best meem LOL XD (a scrunchy face saying NOPE for all you baka-gajins)

an Ant. Angry evil ant.