A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday.

john uglybert

John is beautiful. Spider-bitch disagrees.

widow spider tragicly tearing down a mans body image

A spider is calling an extremely small man fat. The man is crying.

guy is trapped in a web

This guy is gon' get fucked up by spidey.

me running away from a spider as big as my body

Giant bug chases skinny man