Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you’ll do, you wants, you could, you’ll do, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

a man with brown hair and red shirt is mindblown.

Some guy's brain explodes. That's what happens when you're trying to argue with oldfags on /v/.

Scene lit by a monitor reveals anon blew his brains out all over the wall

A Metroid is sitting in front of his PC and a smoking shotgun is lying besides him

y cant metroid shotgun?

Samus aran doesnt know what to do with the super shotgun doomguy gave to her

doom guy is offering his shotgun to samus

samus and doomguy exchange helmets