Todd Howard demands his pre orders

manlet """RPG""" developer tries to threaten you into buying his """game""" but is unable to come off as more than a joke

BUY HIS GAME, /v/. BUY IT.

Mario defeats King Bob-omb in 0.5x A presses

Mario is hunted by TJ yoshi spirits that reminds him that an A press can't be a half.

Green Mario gets visibly upset when even the clouds remind him that you can't say it's half an A press when an A press is an A press.

Mario gets so pissed that he turns into the hulk from a female cloud telling him there's no such thing as a half A press

TJ "Henry" Yoshi gets what is coming to him

An A button is an A button, you can't say it's only a half.