The villain defeats you with an asspull

Buzzo (presumably a man with a red fist) has just wrecked yoU in the middle of the night

venom snake attacking anon in a space station with a moon through the port hole

solid snake making a young boy get down on his knees in a cave and starts unzipping his pants "what a thrill"

Naked Snake forces Raiden to eat a snake at gunpoint.

A telekenetic garden snake points a handgun to a kneeling Raiden (the Metal Gear Rising one)

Raiden is sad because a snake magically stole his gun

Raiden and Solid Snake

Raiden from Mortal Kombat meets Old Snake from Metal Gear Solid, who fails to realize that this isn't the same Raiden despite looking wrong.