i didn't ask for this melon up my ass
An upset man screams because a gamestop cashier shoved a melon up his ass
Man with infected butt runs out of Gamestoop.
a bounty hunter vending machine
A drunk dragon ball rolling out of a vending machine.
Green and yellow Falkor attempts to spend $1 on a vending machine containing an alcoholic pizza
A turtle contemplating if he should spend $400,000 on phone porn
Poor turtle gets jewed again
tortoise with money
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!